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Soapbox 2/10/04

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Points to Ponder

Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
Eat well, stay fit, and die anyway.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Thou shall not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

And I quote....

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
- Mark Twain

It's never too late to be what you might have been.
- George Eliot

"I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out."
Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Socrates

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
Robert Cringely

Common sense is not so common.
Voltaire

Nothing will work unless you do.
Maya Angelou

The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed with water.
Art Buchwald

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet.
Erma Bombeck

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